G.L.a.D.O.S.

Biography
He sees everything that goes on as well. Cameras can be installed all over the hallways, down every corridor, in every classroom and down student dorm hallways. Restricted access pertains to: [INSERT SPECIFIC ROOMS HERE]. G.L.a.D.O.S. is immense. He would have to take up the entire main corridor and branch from the ceiling. G.L.a.D.O.S. comes with his own lasers. Yes, the lasers are everywhere, but he has his own that unfold from his back to defend himself. As an added bonus, G.L.a.D.O.S. is huge. His wires would branch through the entire school, giving him access to doors, floors, walls, windows, phones, systems, computers, clocks, refridgerators, toasters, lights, lamps, electrical outlets, stoves, microwaves, television systems, coffee machines, sinks, toilets, laptops, cameras, MP3 players, movie players; he'll have emails, messages, search history, accounts, data, phone-types, music, your apps, your game data, your usage manager, phone numbers, contacts, pictures, drives, USB's, browsers, Smart Wi-Fi, PC protection, Settings, Calculators, Calendar, Text messages, VPNs, Scanners, Documents, Recovery and Default Programs. G.L.a.D.O.S. can also make personal calls, open doors for your personal needs (in case all your hands are delicately filled with too many items), make appointments, calculate results, perform math, observe, order pizza and has over [NINETY SEVEN MILLION] different songs of over [ONE THOUSAND, TWO HUNDRED SIXTY-FOUR] different genres, composed by more than [THIRTY THOUSAND] different song writers and singers. He makes coffee, smoothies, and hot chocolate. He has a cooler in the back, in his understomach for soft drinks and alcohol and juice boxes for the students.

BLARED BEEPING--Aperture Science Laboratories and Industries would like to apologize on their behalf of the robots attitude. If he so desires, the entire school or perhaps a specific area of the school (INCLUDING CLASSROOMS AND DORMATORIES) can hear him. Aperture Science Laboratories and Industries sincerely apologizes for your G.L.a.D.O.S.'s sarcasm, witty comments, passive-aggressive attitude, and A.S.L.I. will not take fault if your robot throws your enemies to the incinerator (HE COMES WITH), even if you do not intend to end their life. They are also not responsible for any rash comments made in the effect to harm someone, or if their feelings are terribly hurt. Remember: your robot is allowed to defend himself. He will harm if it comes down to it. Soft beeps-- Ventilation is also installed. As an evacuation protocol [PROTOCOL 1. 1.67], your machine can display signs of slight neurosis. NEUROTOXINS (A SWEET MIX OF GASES, POISONOUS) are installed to flood specific rooms in case enemies are intruding. Again, the result is, and always will be, death by default to bring harm to someone under your robots protection. [WARNING, WARNING. FILE NOT FOUND] AnD LeT'S NooOOoooT Fo-For--ForGEt THE CAKE. Cake. C a k e. C a K e. C A K e. C A K E. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE. CAKE.

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Personality
G.L.a.D.O.S. is slightly more feminine than his demon counterparts. His voice is slightly higher in comparison to that attribute. Forest Cake is the only thing he eats [EVEN IF SOMEONE SLAPS IT TO THE FLOOR] and G.L.a.D.O.S. hates being touched. People seem to do it anyways. G.L.a.D.O.S. is always upside down and he's pretty mean. He applies [CODENAMES:] to everyone. If you want to know your [CODENAME:] ask. If you wish to change your [CODENAME:]-- t o  o     b  a  d.